i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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