Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I can't put those talents on a resume
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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