He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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