My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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