just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Come see our sink grown plant.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
the raccoons are back...
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