8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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