small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You can make out without kissing
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