he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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