so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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