so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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