i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
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I need you to use more vowels.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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