but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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