Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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