i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
This toilet bowl is my home.
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