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I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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