I'm drive I can fine osifer
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
