i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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