that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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