As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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