I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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