Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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