Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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