I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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