i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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