question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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