I only kidnapped one of them. chill
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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