I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I think your dad took our porno
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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