Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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