Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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