my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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