You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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