also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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