these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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