New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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