...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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