Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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