I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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