My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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