Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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