i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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