I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
handjob tips. give me some.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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