so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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