I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
