Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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