i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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