Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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