Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he fucked my hip out of place.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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