Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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