I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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