what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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