I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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