That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Someone signed my nipple.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
