I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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