I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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