I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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