I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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