Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
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