It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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