I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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