"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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